All of the non-tech readers are drooling, thinking 'Oh, don't worry about learning all of that business strategy, customer acquisition and marketing stuff, you

All of the non-tech readers are drooling, thinking 'Oh, don't worry about learning all of that business strategy, customer acquisition and marketing stuff, you can take on a friendly MBA to help you out with it!' How do I know that they're thinking this? Hmmm.....