If I were to use the "It didn't happen to me so it must not be happening anywhere else" logic I would say something sily like: - "We tested positive(including

If I were to use the "It didn't happen to me so it must not be happening anywhere else" logic I would say something sily like: - "We tested positive(including at blood tests for the exact strain) and none of us had any simptoms so nobody is dead or even sick. It's all a lie."