Lab tech: "We'll hire someone else to collect the samples, so you can concentrate on testing" - Huh? The only fun part of the job was when I could get out of th

Lab tech: "We'll hire someone else to collect the samples, so you can concentrate on testing" - Huh? The only fun part of the job was when I could get out of the lab to collect samples and, you know, talk to people. Bye! Army: "We're gonna send you to college for 2 years and train you up to be a radiographer" - are you kidding me? I hate hospitals and you want me to spend the next 2 decades working in one? Bye! Civil Service: "Your next posting will need to be a promotion to a Team Leader role. Or there's this nice, juicy redundancy package ..." Thank you for all this lovely money! Bye!! Web developer: "Because you work so well with the offshore team, we want you to move over to full-time project management of our legacy/support projects ..." Burn me! Burn me now!! Bye!!!