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I don't want to take away from your fine comment, but although I like the image of a website forcefully spitting out pills, I feel compelled to note pedantically that you probably meant "hawk" rather than "hock": https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hawk https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hawk (Verb 3) vs https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hock https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hock.