My favourite part: "... only 9 of the first 275 checks that I've sent out since the beginning of 2006 have actually been cashed. The others have apparently been

My favourite part: "... only 9 of the first 275 checks that I've sent out since the beginning of 2006 have actually been cashed. The others have apparently been cached." Partly because it's a good pun, but also because it relies on the reader knowing how to pronounce 'cache' correctly. (I've heard talks given by presenters who say "catch," "cashay," or even "catchay.")