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Imagine if they had clauses like this back in the time of Johnny Appleseed. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Appleseed https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny
by Zenst 6y ago
Imagine if they had clauses like this back in the time of Johnny Appleseed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Appleseed https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Appleseed
- haroldegibbons 6y agoJohnny: Hello, Troll? Bridge Troll: <grunt> Johnny: Troll, could you jailbreak these Waalgarten apples for me? Bridge Troll: <scratches head> Bridge Troll: <smashes Waalgarten apples> Bridge Troll sloughs three Waalgarten apple seeds and a human toe in your general direction. Johnny: Hmmm, maybe I'll just buy them at Waalgarten. Dr Waalgarten: Hold it right there! Are those Waalgarten brand apples? Johnny: I, uh... Johnny points. Johnny: Oh, no! The red coats! Dr Waalgarten: What!? Wher... Johnny kicks Dr Waalgarten in the shins and runs away.