I can easily imagine the US "GDPR-lite" being something like an "independent" court that doesn't publish anything publicly except a final verdict, and companies

I can easily imagine the US "GDPR-lite" being something like an "independent" court that doesn't publish anything publicly except a final verdict, and companies like Facebook magically get a mix of low fines while smaller companies get absolutely fleeced on fines. And this "independent" court will mostly target Google and Microsoft while taking crumbs from Facebook. Coincidentally, Mark Zuckerberg will meet with the "independent" court frequently.