Heh, I thought the same thing. And leaving a note for a 5 year old while you leave them alone is an absurd thing to do. I just assumed the author was older tha

Heh, I thought the same thing. And leaving a note for a 5 year old while you leave them alone is an absurd thing to do. I just assumed the author was older than 5, but felt that their tantrum was embarassing for their actual age so aged it down. Plausible Storytelling is also a powerful tool.