I would be freaking thrilled if we could pass a constitutional amendment that allows Starbucks to stop burning their coffee in exchange for a total moratorium o

I would be freaking thrilled if we could pass a constitutional amendment that allows Starbucks to stop burning their coffee in exchange for a total moratorium on lawsuits regarding food poisoning from Starbucks. Until then I will continue to boycott their stores because their coffee objectively tastes like butthole.