It took me a while to figure out that I had to click the button on the gaudy header to scroll down. When the article previews started bouncing in sporadically,

It took me a while to figure out that I had to click the button on the gaudy header to scroll down. When the article previews started bouncing in sporadically, I scrolled back up to get my bearings. I went too far and accidentally scrolled into the gaudy header again. You can scroll into it but you can't scroll out of it. This is Haunted House design. I enter through fog, things jump out at me, the paths are hidden, and they vanish behind me.