Double gunshot wound to the back... Clearly it must be a suicide. That tends to be the preferred way for whistle-blowers to commit suicide; that is what previou

Double gunshot wound to the back... Clearly it must be a suicide. That tends to be the preferred way for whistle-blowers to commit suicide; that is what previous case records indicate. There is a clear correlation in the data. This conclusion is supported by the most highly paid experts including Bill Gates, his wife Melinda and Mr Fuzzballs; their trusted family cat. The evidence is absolutely overwhelming and undeniable. It should also be pointed out that self-strangulation inside a prison cell using a piece of clothing which bears no trace of DNA and resulting in 2 broken neck bones while the security cameras are off and all the guards are asleep just as you're about to testify in an important high-profile case is the preferred suicide method for would-be whistle-blowers.