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We all know how this will play out... Growth Hackers Inc. will find this result and now every website you visit will ask you to perform some obnoxious ritual (

We all know how this will play out... Growth Hackers Inc. will find this result and now every website you visit will ask you to perform some obnoxious ritual (perhaps 30 seconds of mindfulness meditation while all of the ads load) before asking you to sign up for their newsletter (decline text: "no thanks, I don't want to be smarter") at which point you can finally read instructions on how to air fry your leftover tacos. And of course somewhere on this site, there will be a proclamation of love for the viewer. ("You are looking GOOD today! This website LOVES you!")

SoSoRoCoCo 6y ago
Honestly? I can't wait to see this be abused. I know, it means a big ol' wave of annoying is heading our way, but I'm curious to see who gets it right. Of course, now that we've been primed, readers are more aware, but there is an element of this that I find fascinating.
laurent92 6y ago
Finally a good use of the accelerometer API in web, to ensure you did put your phone down for Obnoxious Ritual. Oh and you forgot the ritual of “accepting all” E.U. cookies.