I'd like to self-host lots of things, but doing it properly costs time, money, and effort. Just the software to do it is not enough when you would like 99.99% a

I'd like to self-host lots of things, but doing it properly costs time, money, and effort. Just the software to do it is not enough when you would like 99.99% availability, data backup, security, and disaster recovery. If you can find a way to provide this in a box with encrypted backup, you have a billion dollar business. Or at least a few hundred dollars from me.