This reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg bit about Subway in Ireland: In Kilkenny Ireland, they don't have anything American over there, it's very cool. But they d

This reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg bit about Subway in Ireland: In Kilkenny Ireland, they don't have anything American over there, it's very cool. But they did have a Subway sandwich shop. That was the one thing they had American, and that became the American Embassy to me. I would go out to a bar and piss off an Irish dude and have him chase me to the Subway. I said, "Dude, I'm sorry, but you're out of your jurisdiction. But you can have a cold cut combo, though."