Ha! Thanks for the actually out-loud laugh. (I maintain a handful of small libraries that meet your description, and only recently "awakened from slumber" to r

Ha! Thanks for the actually out-loud laugh. (I maintain a handful of small libraries that meet your description, and only recently "awakened from slumber" to release a new version of https://github.com/hunterloftis/throng https://github.com/hunterloftis/throng after five years)