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Viewing the page on the Lynx browser renders the copy as trippy post-modern newspeak poetry: The ultimate 5G
by j4nt4b 6y ago
Viewing the page on the Lynx browser renders the copy as trippy post-modern newspeak poetry:
The ultimate 5G
Google phone.^1
Buy Pixel 5
Smooth, fast performance.
More RAM lets you move from
task to task, super fast.
Sing in the rain.
It can take a splash or spill, no problem.^2
Power up without a plug.
It charges wirelessly, and shares battery life.^3,4
Sorta Sage
Just Black
- silicon2401 6y agothis is beautiful and hilarious
- Autowired 6y agoIt even looks a little cynical and critical. I would like to see Sir Patrick Stewart recite that.
- ch4s3 6y agoIs "It can take a splash or spill, no problem" a reference to the meme of the Long Island guy petting a bodega cat?
- Svoka 6y agoGosh! You made my day, thank you :D