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who the hell wrote this copy? The writers of Idiocracy? What's with all the empty naive bombastic language? 'The ultimate', 'super fast', 'hyperspeed', 'Extrem
by decebalus1 6y ago
who the hell wrote this copy? The writers of Idiocracy? What's with all the empty naive bombastic language?
'The ultimate', 'super fast', 'hyperspeed', 'Extreme Battery Saver', 'Superfast downloads', 'Ultrasmooth streaming', ' superfast signal', 'ultrawide lens', 'jaw-dropping', 'super-smooth panning'.
They should finish with 'If you don't buy it, fuck you!'
- j4nt4b 6y agoViewing the page on the Lynx browser renders the copy as trippy post-modern newspeak poetry: The ultimate 5G Google phone.^1 Buy Pixel 5 Smooth, fast performance. More RAM lets you move from task to task, super fast. Sing in the rain. It can take a splash or spill, no problem.^2 Power up without a plug. It charges wirelessly, and shares battery life.^3,4 Sorta Sage Just Black
- silicon2401 6y agothis is beautiful and hilarious
- Autowired 6y agoIt even looks a little cynical and critical. I would like to see Sir Patrick Stewart recite that.
- ch4s3 6y agoIs "It can take a splash or spill, no problem" a reference to the meme of the Long Island guy petting a bodega cat?
- Svoka 6y agoGosh! You made my day, thank you :D
- silicon2401 6y agoThey should just go all-in and bring back the 90's. "Pixel 3000 EXTREME MAX"
- cblconfederate 6y agoBut it's got electrolytes!
- jumelles 6y agoYou missed the best one: "superhero-level security chip" And the color names are "Sorta Sage" and "Just Black"....