Overwrought rubbish from a nearly dead newsmagazine, designed to get a few more pageviews before the whole thing folds. Unfortunately, it worked on me. Akin t

Overwrought rubbish from a nearly dead newsmagazine, designed to get a few more pageviews before the whole thing folds. Unfortunately, it worked on me. Akin to the apocalyptic millienial predictions one used to read in 1998-99.