I'm truly amazed that searching "crushed" "hurt" and "injured" in these comments didn't turn anything up. Anyway, I think this could be among the more stylish

I'm truly amazed that searching "crushed" "hurt" and "injured" in these comments didn't turn anything up. Anyway, I think this could be among the more stylish ways to be crushed to death by a malfunctioning piece of office equipment.