Best I can tell, the seasons here are: Sweaty humid ethnic festival season (spring, lots of Italian/Irish/Polish/German festivals), Summerfest Construction Seas

Best I can tell, the seasons here are: Sweaty humid ethnic festival season (spring, lots of Italian/Irish/Polish/German festivals), Summerfest Construction Season (big music festival bringing a lot of traffic and road construction), State Fair Traffic Season (big fair in a dairy state bringing a lot of traffic and road construction), and Bowling/Darts/Pool/Dead Car Battery Season.