Admittedly I am usually translating English and east Asian languages, like this example, but I've basically given up on Google Translate (and other machine tran

Admittedly I am usually translating English and east Asian languages, like this example, but I've basically given up on Google Translate (and other machine translation) at this point. It's worse than useless, because it often produces a translation that reads like it could be correct, but has the meaning reversed or otherwise garbled.