My grand grandfather was saying that he only bathed once, when he was baptised. He lived for 107 years, a happy and mindfulness life. He ate meat once per year

My grand grandfather was saying that he only bathed once, when he was baptised. He lived for 107 years, a happy and mindfulness life. He ate meat once per year, at easter and he drunk one bottle of koniak per week, along with one packet of cigarettes per day. But the most important thing, i believe, was that he had two ears, anything that went into one ear was going out of the other. He never bothered about anything, he lived 3 wars, buried 5 children but he never got sad or sorry. But, who knows, maybe it was the distance from the shower. And, by the way, he didn't smell bad.