Fun! I don't want to stop... 22. Google tracks your visits, one way or another, on over half the pages you visit on the internet! 23. Google introduced Takeou

Fun! I don't want to stop... 22. Google tracks your visits, one way or another, on over half the pages you visit on the internet! 23. Google introduced Takeout in 2011, a handy service with which users can view the many terabytes of personal data Google collected about them. Try it! See if you can find the search you made for "Vagisil" in 2012! 24. Google was so successful, it broke itself up! Under the name "Alphabet", and with its own OS, browser, search engine, webmail, DNS, cloud storage, office suite, and control of all the web's videos, Google made Microsoft's monopoly look like a monop-o-lite! 25. Google tracks all sorts of useful information from your email! Did you know they track your purchases? Convenient! Don't worry, though... it's not a person snooping on you, it's a harmless program. 26. Google once developed military robots. It's not as scary it sounds! They sold the company before any actual killing started. 27. Google wants to make the web faster! How? By hosting the web itself. It's called AMP. The Verge says this means Google has become the web's 'nefarious puppet master'. Wow, what drama queens! Ugh. There's so many more, but I'm not having fun any longer.