I'm actually really surprised that toddlers were able to associate the key "I'm in a car accident and I'm 5 years old" with "Cellino and Barnes are the first pe

I'm actually really surprised that toddlers were able to associate the key "I'm in a car accident and I'm 5 years old" with "Cellino and Barnes are the first people I will call because I realize I need an injury attorney" because I only have the key "Cellino and Barnes" in my head, associated with "[play Cellino and Barnes jingle in my head" I was rear ended by a big Raptor Truck in my little crappy car and had a little bit of whiplash. I skipped the doctor and everything was luckily fine in a few days and I never called an attorney and never even thought about it. Now I'm wondering if I was stupid :)