It's a panicdemic. Is it a pandemic if we have to beg people to get tested? Is it a pandemic if we have to constantly remind people of the (supposed) danger?

It's a panicdemic. Is it a pandemic if we have to beg people to get tested? Is it a pandemic if we have to constantly remind people of the (supposed) danger? Is it a pandemic if less than 1% of the worlds population is in the morgue or a hospital? Is it a pandemic when 99% (if not 100%) of models have been off by magnitudes in their estimates?