Shhhh. Don't give it away. Japan has always been on our side, and China has always been our enemy. That's why we bombed the Chinese towns Hiroshima and Nagasaki

Shhhh. Don't give it away. Japan has always been on our side, and China has always been our enemy. That's why we bombed the Chinese towns Hiroshima and Nagasaki to liberate our friends the Japanese.