Fun story bro, but in the real world Apple agreed with my position and only didn't go through with it because of the FBI. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-ap

Fun story bro, but in the real world Apple agreed with my position and only didn't go through with it because of the FBI. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-apple-fbi-icloud-exclusive/exclusive-apple-dropped-plan-for-encrypting-backups-after-fbi-complained-sources-idUSKBN1ZK1CT https://www.reuters.com/article/us-apple-fbi-icloud-exclusiv... The reality is that there are tons of obvious alternative solutions to user secure key escrow other than "lose access to your data".