Wait a minute! You have an out of order time machine? That is what I've been looking for all my life. I already have an in order time machine, and it keeps go

Wait a minute! You have an out of order time machine? That is what I've been looking for all my life. I already have an in order time machine, and it keeps going the same direction. I want an out of order machine! Can we trade? Today, tomorrow, or yesterday. I will give you a Klein bottle for it. And even do your dishes!