Heh, I know where you are coming from. In high school (before Google was really well known and popular) I participated in a "science olympiad". One of the compe

Heh, I know where you are coming from. In high school (before Google was really well known and popular) I participated in a "science olympiad". One of the competitions was focused on computers. You had to create a spreadsheet to calculate certain values, etc. One of the tasks was to answer a question using the internet. It was something along the lines of "Who was the man that refused to leave his house before threats of Mt. St. Helens erupting and was eventually buried in the ash." I typed something like [grumpy old man buried mt st helens] and the first result contained his name in the snippet. I finished way earlier than anyone else :)