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Every once in a while you do collect some fun stories. I remember vividly one training session where they explained to us that if an attractive woman approache
by balls187 6y ago
Every once in a while you do collect some fun stories.
I remember vividly one training session where they explained to us that if an attractive woman approached us, it wasn't because we were particularly interesting. And if that happened we should notify the security group immediately.
- throwaway0a5e 6y agoI remember in orientation for my first internship the HR lady disparaging Chinese Communist party and the phrase "happy ending" may have made an appearance during that part of the presentation. It was absolutely perfect for the demographics of the audience (a bunch of college kids) but man did it ruin every BigCo orientation since. I think she missed he calling as a comedian or some sort of entertainment professional.
- balls187 6y agoI had one orientation where the presenter showed images of the men and women who had jumped out of the WTC during 9/11 Then he cut to slides with several enemy combatants, followed by a massive explosion, followed by a large smoldering crater, and said "Pay back is a real bitch."
- jl2718 6y agoThe most gruesome briefing I remember from the military was the dermatologist prior to fortnight leave.