Here's a theory for you. - Dogs are just like people except that their ability to understand things is limited. Not as limited as you might think, because I ha

Here's a theory for you. - Dogs are just like people except that their ability to understand things is limited. Not as limited as you might think, because I have seen dogs who were keenly aware of exactly what they can get away with. Some dogs, like some people are indeed stupid, and my advice is to get a dog that is a smart as you are but no smarter. But you have to explain things to dogs in a way they can understand. - Dogs have a pecking order and as the owner you will establish where you are in that order - as seen by the dog. Some dogs assume people are superior, but many of them know better until proven otherwise. So you need to be aware of when your dog challenges you. This is not an opportunity to be mean, this is an opportunity to show you are a kind yet firm leader. - Dogs want you to like them. Not to see them as pets but to like them, so make sure you establish the pecking order in a way that you can still be friends. And keep a sense of humor. - Dogs are instinctual. Do not expect a lab to ignore a thrown tennis ball, or an open container of food. If your dog ate all the dog food that is not a "bad" dog that is a mistake you made. Bad Human, Bad! This goes for breeds of dogs that have traits and especially working dogs. They will try to work. - Be a responsible person and understand the health issues your dog may have. Many dogs have health issues because of breeding so know this and check it. Also, if you are unsure you want or can keep a dog, borrow one for a week. Better yet borrow two different ones. Just as we don't return babies once they are born, you should not return your dog - unless it is better for the dog. - Finally teach your dog to lie down when you say "down" and point to the ground. Your dog should allow anyone, even a four year old human to give it this command. At any time in any circumstances. You will be pleased you have done this.