"how many times has a developer excitedly clamored to ruin their performance metrics, layout, security, etc with more ads?" Depends how much traffic they have

"how many times has a developer excitedly clamored to ruin their performance metrics, layout, security, etc with more ads?" Depends how much traffic they have I suppose. I'd be pretty excited if ads bought me a Lamborghini for every color of the week because Tuesdays right now are pretty boring.