Playing devil's advocate: use every library under the sun even when you don't need, and make websites so unbearably slow that getting off the web and going for

Playing devil's advocate: use every library under the sun even when you don't need, and make websites so unbearably slow that getting off the web and going for a walk becomes an attractive option again. More realistically, maybe don't cherrypick ideas to make up correlations that don't really make sense, and instead do actual environmentally net positive things like buying less stuff or donating