Everyone knows that only the best enterprise programmers apply to java positions, and when they somehow manage to pry themselves through the screening, they wil

Everyone knows that only the best enterprise programmers apply to java positions, and when they somehow manage to pry themselves through the screening, they will help you bicker undecisively for hours when adding even the smallest functionality because they love bringing everything to the table at once instead of even considering to produce value in order to prove themselves as a valuable and knowledgeable part of the team and not the work they do. So it's a win from the start. Especially if you have 400 people in your team with 54 well-documented gatherings under their belts.