I've researched it, and it seems like it was a satirical news website: http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/patdown.asp http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/

I've researched it, and it seems like it was a satirical news website: http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/patdown.asp http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/patdown.asp http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=603 http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=603