Reminds me of the time I learned Jim Morrison's social security number from a framed form hanging on the wall next to my table at a Hard Rock Café, written in b

Reminds me of the time I learned Jim Morrison's social security number from a framed form hanging on the wall next to my table at a Hard Rock Café, written in ballpoint pen, "redacted" with a magic marker that did nothing, obviously, to obfuscate the impression made by the pen in the paper. While I have no idea how the SSN of a long-dead rock star could ever be useful, I'm certain I still have a copy saved around here somewhere...