Please, someone show this to a 6 year old and let me know long they stay focused on the topic and how much they actually understand about TLS after reading this

Please, someone show this to a 6 year old and let me know long they stay focused on the topic and how much they actually understand about TLS after reading this. It would be hilarious if this were a youtube video, too. Sorry but I just don't believe any 6 year old is going to be interested in TLS or really learn much except how to mispronouce "computer" as "Compugter".