You forgot one step: 0a) Legit user is not able to play the game properly and wastes precious lifetime and falls victim to angry comments by fellow users in se

You forgot one step: 0a) Legit user is not able to play the game properly and wastes precious lifetime and falls victim to angry comments by fellow users in search for help. 0b) User is actually a pirate, but I really don't care about those. Thats what makes false positives so bad.