I like eggs for breakfast - often my own 'fake benedict' - a slice of bread-machine multigrain, toasted, buttered, kewpie mayo (or diy version), dash of lemon j

I like eggs for breakfast - often my own 'fake benedict' - a slice of bread-machine multigrain, toasted, buttered, kewpie mayo (or diy version), dash of lemon juice, a few capers, egg poached in microwave (just break an egg into a ramekin with hints of tarragon, sugar, salt, black pepper). Takes less than 5 minutes. But what has this to do with tech?