In case it's not obvious to everyone, this was written as an April Fools' Day prank (note the date on the RFC). If you liked this one, there are several others

In case it's not obvious to everyone, this was written as an April Fools' Day prank (note the date on the RFC). If you liked this one, there are several others: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools'_Day_Request_for_Comments https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools'_Day_Request_for_C...