Uncle bob’s original essay is largely worthless, and I’m genuinely struggling to understand what value is to be extracted by transplanting a terrible argument,

Uncle bob’s original essay is largely worthless, and I’m genuinely struggling to understand what value is to be extracted by transplanting a terrible argument, onto an even less applicable programming language situation. If anyone reading this has published anything resembling this tripe, please stop programming and start crocheting, or some other, more useful hobby.