'this is an arbitrary + stupid mistake by a company known for drawing lines in the sand over stupid rules' is the less scary answer here we know tardigrades ca

'this is an arbitrary + stupid mistake by a company known for drawing lines in the sand over stupid rules' is the less scary answer here we know tardigrades can travel through space. what if the aliens are already here tardigrades founded paypal to demoralize us with arbitrary + stupid rules, and their only weakness is the streisand effect