If software ran like law, sometimes you'd get EPERM trying to run a program you have execute permission on, and to get it to work, you'd have to go to an IRC ch

If software ran like law, sometimes you'd get EPERM trying to run a program you have execute permission on, and to get it to work, you'd have to go to an IRC channel and beg the op for mercy. Other times, trying to run that program would result in "rm -rf ~" being executed instead. Apple would insist that it's your fault your home directory got deleted, and tbey'd refuse to fix your computer or sell you a new one.