I don't know him, and I may take you up on your offer. Thanks, raganwald. I loved this excerpt from his wikipedia entry: "Gitelman is sometimes recognized fo

I don't know him, and I may take you up on your offer. Thanks, raganwald. I loved this excerpt from his wikipedia entry: "Gitelman is sometimes recognized for his creativity at the bridge table. In one tournament he discarded an Ace, as a signal to his partner to not lead that suit. His partner didn't, but led the remaining logical suit which Gitelman, being void, ruffed." If that had been written about me, it probably would have been more like: "edw519 is sometimes recognized for his lack of patience at the bridge table. In one tournament he discarded an Ace, as a signal to his partner to not lead that suit. When his partner led that suit anyway, edw519 threw his cards at him and was 86'ed from the tournament for life."