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I have two babies: - My pure math research (nothing to do with my day job). Possibly resulting in a part-time PhD program. - My financial portfolio (again not
by fizixer 6y ago
I have two babies:
- My pure math research (nothing to do with my day job). Possibly resulting in a part-time PhD program.
- My financial portfolio (again not related to my day job).
These two babies of mine are as precious and valuable to me (maybe more) than your human babies are to you. Oh, and they take way more time.
Do I get extra benefits as a parent of two babies?
- pavlov 6y ago“My financial portfolio is as valuable and takes more time than your human babies” — You must have a Master’s degree in Empathy from Trump University.
- Swenrekcah 6y agoAnalytical as you surely are, you might notice that your babies are, in fact, not babies in the sense of the word under discussion. Therefore you do not get PTO for growing them.
- MacsHeadroom 6y agoUnequal PTO is a subsidy from your coworkers. If active workers don't pick up the slack, their stocks loose value. You want more PTO? Trade me your stock options.
- rdtwo 6y agoYep they get the same benefits eveone else does. You get to be screwed by government mishandling of covid. Your employer simply decided you were getting screwed less than your peers so they shifted a bit more in your direction. At will employment you are free to quit of course.
- newtoday 6y agoComparing your math research and stock portfolio to raising children, especially when using amount of time as part of the argument, is indescribably laughable.