I know you're joking, but someone has actually done that: https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2011/03/antarctica-1961-a-soviet-surgeon-has-to-remove-

I know you're joking, but someone has actually done that: https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2011/03/antarctica-1961-a-soviet-surgeon-has-to-remove-his-own-appendix/72445/ https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2011/03/antar...