Huh, this blew up unexpectedly (posted this the other day and it seemed to fly under the radar, so I figured that was that; imagine my surprise when I suddenly

Huh, this blew up unexpectedly (posted this the other day and it seemed to fly under the radar, so I figured that was that; imagine my surprise when I suddenly see it's got a bunch of attention and an inexplicably-more-recent timestamp). (EDIT: apparently the powers-that-be put it in the "second chance pool"; thanks!) Thanks for all the feedback, y'all! I'll try to keep answering questions as they come up.