I believe Apple will just replace the whole device—as wasteful as that is—if you bring it into the Apple Store. @mdryja on Twitter also recommended this. It se

I believe Apple will just replace the whole device—as wasteful as that is—if you bring it into the Apple Store. @mdryja on Twitter also recommended this. It seems like you have a point, but are being intentionally somewhat obtuse. You obviously put the device to good use for a year, and are now saying you don't want it. Apple also has a process for recycling the devices they replace, which would save you the trouble. Is it that you have no means to get it to them or what's the deal?