I honestly thought that this article was satire until I reached the end & found no punchline. This is a fast way to turn any codebase into a mess of unreadable

I honestly thought that this article was satire until I reached the end & found no punchline. This is a fast way to turn any codebase into a mess of unreadable action-at-a-distance nonsense. I don't have any beef with objects or classes, but it's appalling how some people will use them to obfuscate clear code by splitting an if statement over several files.