I don't know where else to tell this story, but I got the most amazing piece of spam the other day. According to the sender, an unnamed person had told them to

I don't know where else to tell this story, but I got the most amazing piece of spam the other day. According to the sender, an unnamed person had told them to contact me. They allege that over the past 50 years the CIA has been investigating life itself and the sender wanted me to see some bombshell revelation that world governments and large corporations had known about for the last 17 years. I was given a shortened link where I could find out the truth and learn how I play a role in fighting the nebulous yet nefarious powers. In the final part of the call to action I was informed that I better hurry up because unnamed powerful people are going to censor this information from the internet soon.